So here's thirteen of them:
What is Dracula's favorite place for climbing?
Mt. Kill-a-man-jaro.
Freddy Krueger's moved to 4,840 square yards of land in Boston. It's called The Mass-acre.
What is Freddy Krueger's favorite food?
Cold cuts.
What sounds do two vampires make when they kiss?
Ouch!
What do you call a zombie that presses your doorbell?
A dead ringer!
How does a werewolf sign his letters?
Best vicious!
How do you get to the monster's house?
Walk down the street, then turn fright at the dead end.
Baby Monster: Momma, can I eat my potatoes with my fingers?
Momma Monster: No, eat them separately!
How can you make a witch scratch?
Take away the 'w'!
What do mad doctors eat after dinner?
Experi-mints!
How do mummies disguise themselves?
They wear masking tape.
What did the ghost buy for his haunted house?
Home-moaner's insurance!
How do you keep a monster from biting his nails?
Give him screws.
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