My favorite one:
It's a catastrophe!I almost would rather have one of these than a Rondo Award-- it would complete the "Addams Family" look of my home-- but only "almost."
The rest of the cat might have wound up inside a television chef in Italy. Who perhaps got the meat from a butcher. And didja hear about the lady butcher who backed into the meat grinder? Disaster! (And she got a little behind in her work.)
"If I were to be punish-ed
for every little pun I shed
I'd hie me to a punny shed
and there I'd hang my punnish head."
---Dr. Samuel Johnson
Related post: Forry's Last Pun
If you had one of those "Ingrown Hare" t-shirts to go with it, that would be perfect!
ReplyDeleteYou know, with a little mechanical tweaking, that would make a dandy wall mounted pencil sharpener . . .
ReplyDeleteI have the sharpest commenters of any blog anywhere.
ReplyDeleteAlex, that shirt would go well this cat-ass-trophy. If I had both items, I could hang my t-shirt on the cat's behind! Synchronicity!
Fester, you're weird. I love that about you!