Which story do all little witches love to hear at bedtime?
Ghoul Deluxe and the Three Scares.
What noise does a witch's breakfast cereal make ?
Snap, cackle and pop!
What did the bat say to the witch's hat?
"You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while."
What do sea monsters eat for dinner?
Fish and ships!
(When they aren't dancing with each other, that is.)
What is Dracula's favorite place for climbing?
Mt. Kill-a-man-jaro.
Freddy Krueger's moved to 4,840 square yards of land in Boston. It's called The Mass-acre.
What is Freddy Krueger's favorite food?
Cold cuts.
What sounds do two vampires make when they kiss?
Ouch!
What do you call a zombie that presses your doorbell?
A dead ringer!
How does a werewolf sign his letters?
Best vicious!
How do you get to the monster's house?
Walk down the street, then turn fright at the dead end.
Baby Monster: Momma, can I eat my potatoes with my fingers?
Momma Monster: No, eat them separately!
How can you make a witch scratch?
Take away the 'w'!
What do mad doctors eat after dinner?
Experi-mints!
How do mummies disguise themselves?
They wear masking tape.
What did the ghost buy for his haunted house?
Home-moaner's insurance!
How do you keep a monster from biting his nails?
Give him screws.
(Always works for me!)
*Groan*... ;p
ReplyDelete((Hugs))
Laura
:)
ReplyDeleteI saw the title....I did not have to click on it....I mean, I could just pass this post by.
But I did not.....and now my face is planted in my hand. Oh my...some of those hurt....physically :D
Thanks, those are fun!
Cheers!
You warned us they were bad!
ReplyDeleteThis is exactly why I stopped posting riddles at my countdown. Too many tricks and not enough treats.
ReplyDeleteHaving said that the "eat them seperately" is one of my all time favorites.