The UMA has gone too far this time! I shall write a letter to The Times about this!
Dear Editors:
It has come to my attention that The Universal Monster Army has now included a "blog" by a so-called "Drunken Severed Head!" Will these outrages never cease? It was bad enough when "Don't ask--don't tell" was repealed and suddenly we were inundated with reports of transvestite zombies. I have hunted the undead for thirty years and only a very few were actual transvestites.
Yecccch! I mean, YAY! Glad to see you have such an attractive new place of residence, Max. Maybe Blogger can regain some of its dignity now.
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All kidding aside, congrats and looking forward to your pus, I mean, posts!
It had to happen... it just HAD to happen!
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ReplyDeleteThe UMA has gone too far this time! I shall write a letter to The Times about this!
Dear Editors:
It has come to my attention that The Universal Monster Army has now included a "blog" by a so-called "Drunken Severed Head!" Will these outrages never cease? It was bad enough when "Don't ask--don't tell" was repealed and suddenly we were inundated with reports of transvestite zombies. I have hunted the undead for thirty years and only a very few were actual transvestites.
Cancel my subscription!
Sincerely,
Colonel Cyril Fotheringay-Phipps,OBE,DSO,DFC,BFD,LSMFT,Ret. (Mrs.)
Oy, what's this world coming to? Now I've seen everything. Simply tasteless...
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