Franken = Dranken

The iPhone has an "autocorrect" feature that sometimes goes awry. Hoo boy, does it ever! Here's a portion of a screen grab from a Huffington Post feature titled "The Funniest Auto Correct Fails".
Frankenstein is a friend of mine (and has taken me out for drinks occasionally), and he thinks this is very funny.

But *I* think it's very sad that someone doesn't know the past tense of "drunk"!

Here's a photo of me and ol' "Drankenstein":

He couldn't hold his liquor, but he sure had a grip on me! (Hey! Wouldn't "He couldn't hold his liquor, but he sure had a grip on me" make a great title for a Taylor Swift song?)