Thursday, September 18, 2008
Voodoo for Victory!
Dear fellow Americans, concerned citizens, weirdos, and supporters--
YOU can make the Presidency of The Drunken Severed Head a reality!
I don't mean by getting each TDSH reader to vote 250,000 times (my previous strategy), or by getting enough voters drunk so that they make a mistake on the ballot (another previous strategy), but by indirect means.
By buying toys.
Specifically, dolls. More specifically, these dolls:
(If you want a cuddlier Obama doll to stick pins into-- then consider buying this doll.)
Yep, buy these dolls and stick pins in 'em. Repeatedly. America needs the leadership of The Drunken Severed Head for a spell, (because you recognize I'm the only candidate with enough liquor in him to squarely face America's problems) and a spell oughtta get me into 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue!
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