Showing posts with label photos. Show all posts
Showing posts with label photos. Show all posts

Saturday, December 24, 2011

TDSH classic post: Hairy, Scary, Bavari-an Christmas

Above is a picture from Global Post on the monstrous German Christmas character, Krampus. From their web article "8 wacky holiday traditions."

Last year, I posted some photos similar to the one above, taken by a German-American friend while she was visiting the state of Bavaria. She was generous to share them with TDSH. Below is that post.

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Below are scans of pics lent by friend Steffi Staley of a Christmas parade in the German state of Bavaria, where Santa's evil sidekick Krampus, his demon friends, and witches all appear, the better to scare kids into being good. (A tradition I think is great for children-- although some disagree.)

This is a tradition that I wish would flourish here-- hey, we got the Christmas tree and Santa Claus from the Old World, why not Krampus and his kind? I live in a section of Pittsburgh that was home for the German immigrant community in the 19th and early 20th centuries, but the "Pennsylvania Dutch" Christmas monster known as Belsnickel seems to have disappeared completely from Christmas celebrations here. What a shame!

















Merry Christmas!

Monday, December 21, 2009

Before and After: Brian Bonsall

Here's famous former actor and violent felon Brian E. Bonsall (whose name is an anagram for All Bones, Brain) in pictures showing how time has changed him.

Cute:

Creepy:

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Phun with Photoshop and Putin

I actually have a much cruder program than Photoshop, and I can't do much with it. But when I saw this photo of Russian leader Vladimir Putin on a news site...

...it struck me as a very oddly composed photograph. Putin's head appears to be resting in a surgical tray, and he seems to be missing his lower jaw! It's as if his head were part of some Frankensteinian experiment! Yikes!

So naturally I used my crude paint program to make Putin even MORE like part of some horrible surgical experiment in a Hammer film!

Yeah, I know. I'm weird.

I hope the KGB (or whatever replaced it after the collapse of the Soviet Union) has a macabre sense of whimsy if they ever visit this blog...

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

You're strange and Satan dresses you funny...



"Hell is other people." -- Jean Paul Sartre

If the grooming, fashion and style sense of other people are an element in Sartre's concept of the netherworld, then the blogs Sexy People, People of Wal-Mart, Awkward Family Photos and Go Fug Yourself are the web's windows into the deepest levels of Hades...

Saturday, November 14, 2009

"KEEP YOUR HANDS UP, FRANKENSTEIN!"

Below is a rare still from Transylvania, showing the Frankenstein Monster being busted by the fashion police:
His crime? Serious camel toe.


(Photo and gag stolen from page 13 of this Classic Horror Film Board thread ; my thanks to "Gakenstein" for making me laugh!)

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Meet Grandma!

Meet grandma Isobel Varley, who at 72, is the oldest tattooed lady on the planet, according to the Guinness Book Of World Records. These Reuters News Service photos were taken at the "Il Expotatoo" event held last month in Gijon, Spain.




I think I would have thought her to be pretty cool as a kid-- until it came time to give granny a kiss! It's that tattooed scalp--as a tot I think it woulda scared me!

But Grandpa would have said not to worry:

Grandpa was mellow...

Friday, June 5, 2009

Monsterpaloozy was a doozy!


The West Coast AT LAST has a convention for classic monster fanatics. The first ever MONSTERPALOOZA was held in May in Burbank, CA, and by every report, was a superb event. Crammed with models, masks, makeup and effects artists doing their stuff, panels and presentations, genre actors to meet, and vendors galore, the buzz afterward has been overwhelmingly positive. Better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick! (Or a missile, in the case of the above pic.) Creator/producer Eliot Brodsky deserves a kajillion kudos!

Master monster model-maker Jim Bertges, writer for KIT BUILDERS magazine, and loyal reader of TDSH, (seen below right with monster mensch Richard Olson) sends this report:


"I don’t want to sound like I’m complaining or anything, because where I live, Southern California, is a pretty easy place to get used to. Sure our hills catch on fire every summer, and the ground shakes a bit from time to time, but we don’t have tornadoes, blizzards, floods or even much rain or snow on a regular basis. However, you’d think that the Los Angeles area, center of the film industry, home of Special Effects and Mecca of Monster Make-up could muster one measly little interesting show for those of us who enjoy our creepy creatures and menacing menaces and all the products and memorabilia that comes with them every once in a while. We’ve had shows in the past, but they’ve come and gone, leaving us reading us reading about far off places like Kentucky or New Jersey or even England where annual shows celebrating monster stuff, horror films and all the accoutrements are well-attended events. Well, we finally got a good one, Monsterpalooza! It’s about dang time.

"Presented by Elliot Brodsky’s Rubber Room, a site devoted to collecting all sorts of latex masks, Monsterpalooza was held at the end of May in Burbank, right across the street from the Bob Hope Airport. The venue was the Marriot Hotel Convention Center and it was the perfect size for the event. Not so large that everything was spread out and not so small that everyone was piled on top of each other. The great thing that was done with this show was securing the participation of many of the Special Effects shops that are in the near by area. Not only did Amalgamated Dynamics, KNB EFX, The Chiodo Brothers, Burman Industries and many other high end movie effects and make up companies attend, they brought some of their coolest stuff along and set up a walk through exhibit featuring dozens of full sized creatures and props from movies too numerous to mention.


"This display was complimented by panels, discussions and demonstrations of make uptechniques as well as tributes to well-known makeup artists of the past like Jack Pierce, John Chambers, the Westmores, Tom Burman and Dan Striepeke.


[Makeup artist John Goodwin made TDSH contributor Ted Newsom into a Hammer monster, seen here with Steve Zodiak, who supplied the picture seen right.]




"Verne Langdon, makeup artist, musician and mask maker who worked at Don Post Studios, brought his special knowledge to the eager crowds. Even Don Post Jr. was in attendance and discussed his father’s famous maskmanufacturing studio. Many more events including a tribute to Vincent Price, film screenings and tips on prop and wardrobe collecting rounded out the three days of monstrous celebrations.

"James Warren, publisher of Famous Monsters of Filmland, Creepy, Eerie, Vampirella and many other beloved magazines, gave a talk about the behind-the-scenes happenings of his publications. I listened to Jim Warren's talk about the "true" story behind Famous Monsters. It was very interesting, but not as surprising as he seemed to think it was. He turned out to be very congenial and very friendly and talkative.


"Of course there were dealers there with tables piled high with wonders of all sorts. Masks, make up supplies, model kits toys, jewelry, t-shirts, accessories, belt buckles, art work, prints and enough monster junk to make the most hardened collectors dig into their wallets. Autograph seekers could meet and mingle with actors Julie Adams, Brinke Stevens, Michael Berryman, Doug Jones and Margot Kidder, as well as artists Bernie Wrightson, Bill Stout and Frank Dietz, plus the many special effects artists and makeup artists in attendance.

"There was even a model contest sponsored by Amazing Figure Modeler, which drew a respectable number of high-quality entries. It was a very full monster weekend, something we in Southern California have been hoping would appear for a long time. Now we have to hope that it re-appears next year!"




To see a plentiful plethora o' pictures from the event, check out Jim Bertges's Photobucket album of Monsterpalooza pics, and/or check the fantastic fotos from the fine folks of the Halloween Mask Association: Page 1, Page 2, Page 3, Page 4, Page 5, Page 6.


Forry Ackerman would have approved!

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Saturday, January 24, 2009

I can't believe I'm recommending this...

My spousal unit, Voodoo Queen Jane, has two fuzzy-faced feline familiars, Kiki and Monty. One of them must have some sort of unnatural influence over me, because I'm actually advising you to click on the photo link below:

Zombie cats

Lord, how this blog has fallen!

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Oh, to be rid of winter clothes!

Buried as I am under a woolen cap to keep me warm, I dream of being as warm as model Bettie Page appears to be in the "nature study" photo at this link:

http://quixotando.wordpress.com/2008/12/12/morreu-bettie-page-1923-2008/

If the photo does not appear immediately, click on the name "Bettie Page" and you'll see Bettie in all her glory!

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Princess Layya

Model Christy Marie at Chicago's Wizard WorldCon in 2007. From the Flickr account of jrjenks_agiletek comes this picture with a high hubba-hubba factor:


This is only a partial picture, of course. To see the photo in its entirety, click anywhere on Christy. (Not there, you perv!)

To see a whole page of photos of Christy as Leia at the recent San Diego Comic Con, go to this page.


Image above belongs to the photographer, no rights given or implied

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Faux-tography!

My last post had some well-done Photoshopped photos of people menaced by dangerous animals. But I forgot to include the mother of all such manipulated pics: the dramatic picture of a Great White Shark leaping to attack a soldier dangling on the ladder of an Air Force helicopter. This phony photo was circulated widely by e-mail in 2001. In case you haven't seen it before, this is the infamous image:

Looks like something out of a Jaws sequel! It was described in e-mails as a picture National Geographic had chosen as their "Photo of the Year."

To read more about the origins of this fun Photoshopped fraud, click here to read National Geographic's account of how the pic was created. To see the two photos it was created from, click here to see the web page on this picture posted at Snopes.com.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Which is real?

Which photo below is Photoshopped?




The answer: the first and second ones.

Not long ago, a friend sent me some photos that he put under a subject line titled "When it's okay to say "Oh sh*t!!" They were from a web site called Worth1000.com, which features altered-photo contests for its readers. Then, a real news item about a leaping shark being photographed behind some surfers caught my attention, and I thought I'd run some of these photos together.

You can read about how the shark photo came about here. Below are two more photos of the leaping shark.



Finally, an amazing nighttime animal attack photo that has not been Photoshopped. I was once lucky enough to snap a photo of a Giant Clay Turtle attacking a woman just before she was pulled to safety:


Someday YOU may be attacked by a cold-blooded animal. So go out with style! Arrange in advance to be buried in this cool giant squid coffin!

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Woodland and Cemetery Visit, Part 1

The Queen and I, celebrating the return of warm weather, went to the wild woods and to an old cemetery, just to see what we would see. I've brought back photos to share with you-- photos of weird forms in nature, and pics of old headstones.

We took snaps of various trees and vines with serpentine forms. The entangled forest we walked through fed our imagination with sights of snakes become wood; twisted fallen trees had changed into the form of dying brontosauruses. Tree trunks with bare roots were tentacled creatures.

It was like being a kid again.

I liked what I saw. Hope you do, too:








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