A possible running mate endorses me! Sort of...
Of course, a female brain would have more cache, and help me pick off disgruntled Hillary voters.
I know-- I'll pick governess Sara Bellum, of Alaska! (She's a brain in a jar who baby-sits my nieces and nephews in Juneau.)
No. On second thought, before I settle on any one candidate, I need all of you out there to suggest the one celebrity or politician you believe would naturally pair well with a sobriety-challenged severed head!
Write in today!