Friday, October 30, 2009

Countdown Day 30: A Scottish Halloween



"Lee Buick" is not a car dealership. No, Lee Buick is a young co-worker and friend of mine who came here from Scotland. He's a very good-humored, thoughtful sort of fellow--just an all-around nice guy. He agreed to share with readers of TDSH some memories of Halloween in Scotland, which follows.

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Halloween memories from Scotland

by Lee Buick


As a wee boy growing up in Edinburgh, I remember dressing up as Dracula on Halloween night. Besides preparing me with the requisite black hair and fangs, mum also handed me a turnip as I walked out the door. In Scotland it’s not “trick-or treating”, it’s “guising” and instead of carving pumpkins, we carve turnips. Every year my brothers and I would go out guising together. In this tradition when you arrive at each door, you first recite a poem, sing a song, do a magic trick, or perform some other form of entertainment to persuade an offering of a treat. If your performance wasn’t well-received, you might get nowt (nothing)! (In the high school years, retaliation for this rejection was sometimes given through an egging, which, of course, I never participated in.) While we walked the neighborhood, my brothers and I would carry our carved turnips, called turnip lanterns, to light the way.


Turnip lanterns are carved similarly to jack-o-lantern pumpkins, but because turnips are smaller and harder, it’s no easy feat. The smell of the vegetable as the candle gently roasts the inside of the lantern is delicious. It must be added that I won first prize both at cub scouts and at school for the Best Carved Turnip. Turnip lanterns seem likely to be one of many Halloween traditions in Scotland that came from the Celtic or pagan festival of Samhain, which means “summer’s end”.


Mum would always have our favorite game ready when we got back from guising with our loot. It was called “dookin’ for apples”. In this modified version of bobbing for apples, each player uses a fork to literally stake their prize. Kneeling on the back of a chair, you lean over a basin of water and apples and drop your fork down, hoping to spear one. I was always very good at this game and even got my apple in the first try several times. Another favorite game was one in which a treacle or syrup covered scone was hung on a string and you had to bite it down without using your hands. Needless to say it was a laugh to see your friends and family members covered in a sticky mess.


At Halloween time at school, we always read Scottish poet Robbie Burn’s “Tam o’ Shanter”. It is a story of a man who stayed too long at the pub and what strange sights he sees on his way home. In a familiar situation, ladies’ man Tam had been warned by his wife to not stay out too late and not to drink too much. When he finally wanders home in the dark with his horse, Meg, he rides past the local kirk-yard (churchyard) only to spy a strange bonfire burning. There he sees a ghoulish collection of witches, warlocks, and the devil himself, dancing round the fire. Tam watches quietly until a beautiful, and scantily-clad, witch pursues him and gives him chase. Tam escapes, but the witches tear off Meg’s tail. Burns’ poem had a strong effect on me at the time, though the impact has lessened over time, especially the message of always listening to your wife’s directives.


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Above: Eerie Vogrie House in Midlothian, Scotland.

Below: Some Scottish children of Lee's grandparent's time, in a 1948 photo from the online LIFE magazine photo archive. The caption says they're children of the town of Ayrshire who were celebrating at a Halloween season "Jolly Beggars" gathering to honor poet Robert Burns.

Photo by William Sumits.

"Coffins stood round, like open presses,
That shaw'd the Dead in their last dresses..."
--Robert Burns, Tam O' Shanter

Related links:
Halloween in Scotland

Three Gallus Brithers: A Scots Ballad for Halloween

Worst Masks Ever!

The subject line might be misleading--I mean "worst" not in terms of design, but in terms of construction and practicality.

From 2006 through 2008, full-size candy masks were sold in many outlets around the country. Seems like a cool idea, but hell, you couldn't hold 'em against your face long, and once you did wear them and get them sweaty, you wouldn't want to eat them! And they're huge--take you a week to eat 'em, and by then mold spores or ants have gotten to 'em anyway. Yikes!




Just as bad as candy masks are sticker masks. Here are pics of some Jane and I found of this really bad idea for Halloween disguise:

No, they won't wrinkle, sag and look bad in ten minutes, or itch in five. Of course not. How could I think such a thing?

A precursor to those dumb paper sticker masks are starched cheesecloth masks. They've been around since at least the 1930s, and possibly earlier. My older brother and father remember wearing them, and how soggy your exhaled breath got them. Of course, by the end of trick-or-treating, you had a sort of melted look on your puss.

Here's an example in remarkable shape after many decades, proving it got little use:

Of course, during the Depression and until the Fifties, modern plastics were not available. Perhaps more durable in use were cardboard masks like these old Depression-era devils:


But the very worst mask idea is a kind you see, rarely, on adults--the permanent kind:


I suppose, if you want to become one with your "mask", to change your mundane life's role into one more like the one in your head, the one you wished been born into, it's the best mask. But talk about a mask that'll get distorted, wrinkled, and saggy! And if you find a different mask you want to become one with later, that's too bad.

These guys shoulda learned how to put on makeup.

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Thanks to Bobby Beeman for some of the candy mask pics.

Image source for demon lollipop mask: Flickr account of RhiaP

Image source for face tattoos found here.

Image sources for Lollipop Masks are here and here.

Gauze mask images found on eBay.

VISIT THE BEST HAUNTED ATTRACTION THIS YEAR!

No matter where you live, YOU can visit the nation's premier haunted attraction--and travel through time!--by watching the online film BOB BURNS' HOLLYWOOD HALLOWEEN (click here.) I promise you, you will be AMAZED and THRILLED at what you see and hear! What actor and prop collector Bob Burns and his wife Kathy were able to pull off at their home over several years is mind-boggling. It's all wonderful, but I really was on the edge of my seat with delight for episodes 3, 4, and 5.

I absolutely, thoroughly, without any reservation recommend this fun, fun documentary as the Best haunted attraction video for Halloween for this year--or any year!


Directed by Lindsey Keith Jackson. Image from the website, from a design by John O' Connor Designs N Creations.

Jamie Lee Curtis warns parents

In a Huff Po column, former scream queen Jamie Lee Curtis decries children being exposed to modern films such as her breakout feature, Halloween. Wonders if she should. Fears Halloween (the holiday) has become too gory.

Read her op-ed piece here.

Countdown Day 30: old Halloween imagery

From a recent eBay auction comes this image of a page from a 1963 issue of Jack and Jill magazine for children. Apparently the original page is much lighter in color, but the flash from the camera has made the image brighter in the middle and darker elsewhere, making the art even spookier.


Below are photos I took of black-and-white images I found in an old cookbook that I found at a thrift store. They didn't have the best contrast and were kinda blah looking. So I tweaked 'em and played with the color:


This post is making me hungry! Hmm, I could eat some Old Crow, or maybe Wild Turkey...

New "Twilight" parody is funny!

From my mailbox came news of a new online sendup of Twilight. I watched it, and laughed. I think you will, too. Here's the introductory notice I was sent; the video follows.

"Atom.com’s newest web series, Relationship With A Vampire, is just in time for Halloween. Brought to you by the Atom.com Upload Showdown winners of Twilight, 5 Years later, the web series is a parody of the Twilight saga, True Blood, and the general proliferation of vampire relationship shows and movies out there. Dating a vampire in high school is awesome, but sometimes love shouldn't be eternal.

"Sometimes vampires shouldn't be eternal either."

Episodes 2 and 3 will launch 11/9 and 11/16 leading up to the New Moon movie premiere on 11/20.

Twilight - 5 Years Later

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