Punitive damage

Here's a puzzle, my peeps: Can YOU deduce the answers to "The Worst Visual Puns of All Time"? (found at The Huffington Post)

My favorite one:

It's a catastrophe!

I almost would rather have one of these than a Rondo Award-- it would complete the "Addams Family" look of my home-- but only "almost."

The rest of the cat might have wound up inside a television chef in Italy. Who perhaps got the meat from a butcher. And didja hear about the lady butcher who backed into the meat grinder? Disaster! (And she got a little behind in her work.)

"If I were to be punish-ed
for every little pun I shed
I'd hie me to a punny shed
and there I'd hang my punnish head."
---Dr. Samuel Johnson

Related post: Forry's Last Pun