So here's thirteen of them:
What is Dracula's favorite place for climbing?
Freddy Krueger's moved to 4,840 square yards of land in Boston. It's called The Mass-acre.
What is Freddy Krueger's favorite food?
What sounds do two vampires make when they kiss?
What do you call a zombie that presses your doorbell?
A dead ringer!
How does a werewolf sign his letters?
How do you get to the monster's house?
Walk down the street, then turn fright at the dead end.
Baby Monster: Momma, can I eat my potatoes with my fingers?
Momma Monster: No, eat them separately!
How can you make a witch scratch?
Take away the 'w'!
What do mad doctors eat after dinner?
How do mummies disguise themselves?
They wear masking tape.
What did the ghost buy for his haunted house?
How do you keep a monster from biting his nails?
Give him screws.