Christmas is about giving. My friend Mary Garrett, the latex-loathing lady of St. Louis storytelling lore, gave me several links to stuff; check them out for a merry mirth-y time!
Firts, (FIRTS? And after only one teeny martiny!) there's a Christmas story for all ages (and I bet Morticia Addams used to tell it to Wednesday and Pugsley.) From the blog "Granny Sue's News and Reviews"): The Christmas Spider
For a white (man's) Christmas, here's an a cappella comic Twelve Days of Christmas video (by a group with a name that warms my snockered severed head: "Straight, No Chaser").
Christmas is about an unlikely birth. But your birth is unlikely, too. For proof, watch this video of Eric Idle's Galaxy Song.
Mary told me to go elf myself. But here, YOU do it: Elf Yourself