Pierre: Do monsters eat popcorn with their fingers?
Max: Nope, they eat the fingers separately.
Karswell: How do you keep a monster from biting his nails?
Trixie: Replace the nails with screws.
Kitty: What is the difference between a drunken severed head and a candy bar?
Zombos: People like candy bars!
Rozum: What kind of monster has the best hearing ?
Erick:The eeriest !
Rattolle (a monster kid ): Mommy, can I leave the table?
Absinthe (a monster mom): Yes, I'll save it for you for later.
Zombos: Why don't skeletons play church music?
Lancifer: Because they don't have any organs!
Zombie Elvis: What's a mummy's favorite music?
Zombie Joplin: Ragtime.
Joke sources for this blog: The Silly Little Book of Monster Jokes, and the site Monster Jokes.