Thursday, January 8, 2009

Recent weird news: Snowman of death!

Snowmen globes as burning death-ray weapons:

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Some 7,000 jumbo-sized snow globes were recalled by Hallmark Cards Inc. because the holiday decorations can act as a magnifying glass when exposed to sunlight and ignite nearby combustible materials, the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission said on Tuesday.

The snowman-shaped snow globes were sold in October and November at Hallmark Gold Crown stores nationwide for about $100 each. [At that price, customers must have had their money burning a hole in their pockets.]

The consumer agency said Hallmark has received two reports of the snow globes igniting nearby materials but no injuries have been reported.

Consumers who bought the snow globes, which measure 11 by 12 by 17 inches (28 by 30 by 43cm), should immediately remove them from exposure to sunlight and return to a Hallmark Gold Crown store for a full refund.

Details about the recall were posted at the government agency's web site at:

(Reporting by Julie Vorman; Editing by Bill Trott)


Brian D. Horrorwitz said...

It's a good thing I put my snow globe far up my ass (where the sun never shines)!

(It's okay, you don't have to approve this comment.)

Max the drunken severed head said...

Oh no, I HAD to approve this message--I didn't want a Trash Palace fan up my ass because a Horrorwitz bon mot did not go through!

Those "Palace Guards" (as they style themselves) are legion!

Pierre Fournier said...

Brian, get one of those battery-powered snowglobes that vibrate and play "Jingle Bells", and you've really got something.

Brian D. Horrorwitz said...

Now, that's just sick!

(Do you know where I can get one of those? email me!)

Brian D. Horrorwitz said...

(just kidding!)


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