Or, "Not new news!"
I sometimes bookmark weird news items to share here, then forget them. (And why not? I drink to forget!) Anyway, here are news items that may be up to sixty days old! But you probably haven't seen them ALL (he said, defensively.)
Creative child discipline!
A 123 year-old living organ!
Top 10 maddest scientists!
A zombie illustrated man!
A man makes the Venus de Milo jealous!
Next best thing to brain transplants!
World's wildest "before and after!"