Sunday, June 20, 2010

Happy Father's Day...to me?

A message to all you out there who don't know who your father is:

As far as I know, I have no children--but who knows?

So if you're between 18 and 25 years old and the identity of your pop is unknown, why not consider ME your dad? At least for the purposes of tributes and gifts. I'll take all the compliments, cologne and cheap neckties I can get!

Thanks. You're a good kid!

3 comments:

iZombie said...

pappa, dad, old man, pops, father, daddy, daddy-o, big cheese...

can we hug, now... or is it still not cool...

DrippedJake said...

I missed the cut off date by a couple years. Can I still be a mysterious nephew or something? What about a step kid who blindly resents you?

Fester said...

I'd apply, but I think I'm older than you. So, unless we can come up with an explanation involving time travel, and the Space-time continuum's effect on contraceptives, I'm not eligible.

BTW, Did you hear? The Skull and Pumpkin is celebrating its first birthday.

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