Among other things, I'll be posting Hallowe'en jokes and riddles from old kid's books. (Gotta check to see if they've run on the Johnrozum.blogspot.com site first, though; seems we had the same idea!) Here's a sample:
Monster #1: Am I late for dinner?
Monster #2: Yes, everyone's eaten.
Why did the giant monster bring a root beer to Pittsburgh?
To have something to wash it down with!
Where do werewolves go shopping?
The maul.
(From 991/2 Spooky Jokes, Riddles & Nonsense, written by Holly Kowitt. Scholastic, Inc.)
To finish this post, I now bring you photos of cat humiliation, starring my own furry-faced dependents (to pay them back in advance for the next time one of them coughs up on my pillow-- mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!):
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