The following "new flash" has been making the rounds; I've gotten several copies in my e-mail. But in case you haven't seen it, here's an announcement that ought to make "Happy Hour" even happier:
"Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer; the new concoction will be marketed under the name of 'Mount 'N' Do.'
Pepsico CEO Ian Cooke said at a press conference, 'Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and good old-fashioned 'hard liquor'. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one."
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A friend commented by e-mail to me, "There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them."
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