My fellow Americans--
If you absotively, posilutely cannot vote for me-- even while holding your nose--then vote for one of my best friends:
Damn pirates have all the luck in getting staff for their presidentail (oops--Freudian slip) presidential campaigns. What bonnie lassies! Arrrrr!
The picture above came from this article (and an accompanying photo essay) about the candidacy of the most unlikely campaigners for President. Recommended.