Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Horrifying and horny veggies and fruit!

The photo below is from a Huffpo slide show titled "Pornographic Fruits and Vegetables":

I knew the orange crop had been exposed to cold weather in Florida, but that's some nipplage!

Or maybe that's a navel orange with an outrageous outie.

Want to see several more provocative pictures of vegetarian vittles? Click here!

Be careful, they'll get past your employer's porn filters, but some are NSFW, if you work at a very strait-laced place. Too genitally imagistic. Not to mention supercalifragilisticespi..,oh, never mind.

Then click here to see a similar slide show Huffpo ran previously, titled "Ugliest Fruits and Vegetables." Some very strange looking raw foods are there, such as this pic of a partly-peeled rambutan:
Eeeeeek!...Vaguely Lovecraftian, no?

A note of caution: This second photo set is also not for foodies with a phobia of phaux phalluses!

4 comments:

Hollygoyle said...

I saw that orange and thought, "It's not a tumah!"

sunshine said...

Those were great! I loves me some dirty pictures so.. I was in as soon as I saw your title. :P

((Hugs))
laura

Jenn said...

The raw oysters at the restaurant where I work look like little vaginas. You can imagine the filthy talk that goes on about them with all the dudes in the kitchen. I love it!

Max the drunken severed head said...

Holly--Great to see a comment from you! I miss seeing posts at your blog. I hope you're well.

Laura--As always, you turn my head with your supportive comments. Now turn it towards the straw in my drink.

Jenn--But I've never seen a vagina with barnacles, and I hope I never do!

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