..."We'd like to have you over for dinner," make sure you find out exactly what they mean--
--or you might have to pay for the meal! And in a way you hadn't intended!
Seems my friends like head cheese...which is what this post is.
My thanks to my real friend Ted Newsom, who showed up just in the nick of time. He took the photo and whisked me away, and unlike my other "friends" didn't want to devour me.
Just nibble my ear a little. ("Eau de Night Train" gets 'em every time!) Of course I didn't let him.