I mean it! YOU should visit the clubhouse of the Strange Kids Club! There you will read the strange story behind the nauseatin' photo above! (The head on top of the pitcher is better-looking than the head IN the picture, wouldn't you agree?)
It's strong drink being served there (proof of age not required) and you won't want to miss out on the intoxicatin' (emphasis on 'toxic") mess on tap!
And if you don't go, I'll have my wife introduce you to her Women's Club!
(Sorry for the outta date and sexist joke, but you know I love puns, even old disreputable ones!)
Image source for rolling pin found HERE.