Wednesday, October 6, 2010

More bad Halloween jokes!


Which story do all little witches love to hear at bedtime?

Ghoul Deluxe and the Three Scares.

What noise does a witch's breakfast cereal make ?

Snap, cackle and pop!

What did the bat say to the witch's hat?

"You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while."


What do sea monsters eat for dinner?

Fish and ships!


(When they aren't dancing with each other, that is.)

What is Dracula's favorite place for climbing?

Mt. Kill-a-man-jaro.

Freddy Krueger's moved to 4,840 square yards of land in Boston. It's called The Mass-acre.

What is Freddy Krueger's favorite food?

Cold cuts.

What sounds do two vampires make when they kiss?

Ouch!

What do you call a zombie that presses your doorbell?

A dead ringer!

How does a werewolf sign his letters?

Best vicious!

How do you get to the monster's house?

Walk down the street, then turn fright at the dead end.


Baby Monster: Momma, can I eat my potatoes with my fingers?
Momma Monster: No, eat them separately!

How can you make a witch scratch?

Take away the 'w'!


What do mad doctors eat after dinner?

Experi-mints!

How do mummies disguise themselves?

They wear masking tape.

What did the ghost buy for his haunted house?

Home-moaner's insurance!


How do you keep a monster from biting his nails?

Give him screws.


(Always works for me!)

4 comments:

sunshine said...

*Groan*... ;p

((Hugs))
Laura

The Frog Queen said...

:)

I saw the title....I did not have to click on it....I mean, I could just pass this post by.

But I did not.....and now my face is planted in my hand. Oh my...some of those hurt....physically :D

Thanks, those are fun!

Cheers!

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

You warned us they were bad!

John Rozum said...

This is exactly why I stopped posting riddles at my countdown. Too many tricks and not enough treats.

Having said that the "eat them seperately" is one of my all time favorites.

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