When Fritz the assistant saw Frankenstein's unfinished monster had a bare neck, what did he do?
He made a bolt for it.
What is the favorite football team of zombies?
The Washington Deadskins.
Teheran very slowly, there's a monster behind you!
What is the favorite Jonathon Swift novel of monsters?
What's a monster's favorite cocktail?
If you crossed Dracula with Sir Lancelot, what would you get?
A bite in shining armor!