Sunday, October 17, 2010

Things I've learned about zombies (Part 2)

As I said before at this previous post, I learned some things about zombies while at Zombie Fest 2010, one of the local events which kicked off the Halloween season here in Pittsburgh. Here's more of some of the things I've learned!

Mutant zombies like to wave.
The arm really did wave back and forth.
Zombies play video games. (Or is this a zombie frat stunt?)
Zombies swim in the ocean.
Zombies like novelties and gag items.
The zombie outbreak has reached the North Pole.
And Hugh Hefner's mansion.
TV artist Bob Ross is a zombie.
Look! He's painted a masterpiece!
Zombies can be either ghouls or boils.
Girl zombies use nail polish, and can't do a thing with their hands until it's dry.
Zombies are messy eaters.
Zombies enter brain-eating contests.
Zombies sometimes need comforting.
Some zombies have no fashion sense.
Some zombie girls learn the importance of basic black, and of matching accessories for achieving a classic look.
Zombies will share their food.
Zombies like piggyback-rides.
Zombies like shoulder rides too, and pats on the back.
And pats on the front.
Zombies suffer accidents at the workplace.
Zombie guitarists suffer "ax"cidents.
Zombies can't read. (Note the upside-down program.) But they do like wearing movie quotes as ironic slogans. (Maybe this zombie was told the t-shirt's words read "Will work for BRAINS!!!!")
Zombies kick ass. Just look at this zombie gal. I REALLY thought she rocked it.
Zombies aren't all dangerous loners. Some zombies value family ties.
Okay, so this zombie is a dangerous loner. Seems the only company he keeps is with spiders!
I think this would be the perfect gal for him:

Well, I THINK that's a gal zombie. Of course, she might already be dating this guy:
They're so alike!

Some "zombies" aren't zombies, only zombie wannabes:

I think the guy on the left, above, is just a guy who got into a fight.

Here's a gal who I think got a cold cream facial mask, then put on a t-shirt to let zombies know she was one of them. Can't fool me! Not a zombie!

Some zombies are neo-steampunk, neo-Goth, or fetishy.

Zombie men marry up:
Sometimes zombies bring their unattached friends to events.
I like zombies.


Creepy Glowbugg said...

Awesome photos! Thanks for sharing.

Melissa Walker said...

Love the Bob Ross zombie!

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Bob Ross is a zombie now? Good.

Chris 'Frog Queen' Davis said...

I am with you all the way on that...except for the spiders of course! :)

Great pictures!


Max the drunken severed head said...

Thanks Creepy, Melissa Alex and Chris for the comments. Nice to see feedback from friends, especially at Halloween.

Jeremy [Retro] said...

zombies need love too, thanks for letting us know you care... come on give us a kiss... sweet!

zombies rules!

Fester said...

Was that an Orville Reddenbacker zombie under the lack of fashion sense comment?

If you put him in a microwave, will he pop?

Brian D. Horrorwitz said...

These are great photos! Thanks for sharin', Tate!

Suzanne said...

I had a "ghoul" time looking at these photos! ok, ok, that was lame! But the photos are GREAT!

Max the drunken severed head said...

izombie-- There must be zombie groupies who will plant one on ya!

Fester--He did smell like theater butter...

Brian--Loved your pun!

Psycho-Sue--You just keep punning here--it's always welcome!

Happy Halloween, all!

One more Zombie Fest post to come.

Fickle Cattle said...

This was too awesome for words.

Annah said...

Bob Ross. Friggin' EPIC> Thanks for the laughs.

VoiceplateDeals said...

These are Awesome Pictures!!!

Drake Sigar said...

Best zombie-related post I've ever read.

Jake said...

Jesus, some of those are freakishly realistic.

Secrets said...

Enjoyed the photo's. It gave me some great ideas for a costume.

family guy dvd said...

Awesome photos!So creative!

Unknown said...

Wow, those are some amazing pictures/make-up costumes. Not every day you walk into a coffee shop undead.

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Monkey said...

These are some of the most gorgeous zombies I've ever seen! I'm in love.

RSA Certificate said...

If the elves are zombies ... Santa is probably a zombie by now too right? ZOMBIE SANTA! Well I now have MY Halloween costume idea :)

A Daft Scots Lass said...

Congrats on your BON.

I love the first one with the hand poppin out his pants and the zombie geek.

Anonymous said...

i love those costumes! congrats on being a blog of note.


John said...

Uau Brilliant photos! I wish I was there too!!!!

Anonymous said...

Very educational. Thank you!

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Crescent Louise said...

I like zombies too!

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CrimeMaster Gogo said...

Way to go !!!! Congrats !!!

Unknown said...

The zombies in the third photo are from a game: Plants vs Zombies. Look:

U Yeah said...

Hey Max! They're perfect, thanks! :)


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