She's exponentially better as a "better half" than most of my past loves would have been. Just thinking of some of the gals I've been attached to gives me the shudders!
Stay away from my past girlfriends:
- Lucy Firr
- Mae Snapp
- Helen Weelz
- Carrie Ann O'Grudge
- Jen Derbinder
- Mandy Stroyer
- Fran Tik
- Wanda Lust
- Sue Asidal
- Sharon DeZeeze
- Celia Phate
- Amanda Subdoo
3 comments:
Clever!
Perhaps I'm a little slow this morning but I've said "Mae Snapp" over and over, fast and slow, and I just can't get that one!
Your inabilty to get that one name so outrages me that I MAY SNAP at any moment!
Yes, I might break with reality and go postal on ya! ;p
Ah yes . . . I guess I just needed that second cup of coffee!
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