I'm a dinosaur. I don't tweet or Twitter. (Well, that is if you don't count this time when a small canary got stuck in my throat.)
Here's why -- I listened to Brian Unger's Exploring The Darker Side Of Tweets and Twitter. Click on the Unger Report link below, then click on "Listen Now."
The Unger Report
Original image source: Tweety died!
Fun related link: Tired, plucked Tweety
UPDATE Mar. 13: A Portuguese blog with the English language title Bladerunner was inspiredto blog about the Unger report and this post, but I can't read a word of it! If you can read Portuguese, let me know what it says!